Off the Market

Sorry fellas, the available pool of straight women at the Tavern has been diminished by two.

Congrats to Joe and Gin and to Miss Lily and PJ on their recent engagements! Glad to see you're soon to be joining the ranks of the married people. Why should you get to stay happy?



Some things to ponder as you head toward the aisle:

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Sorry, kinda corny, but best I could find in a pinch.