Winky

Went by 1762 to watch the Met game tonight. When I walked in Mets were up 7-2 on Washington in the 5th. Bottom of the fifth Washington goes up 8-7 and never looks back. Mets lost 9-8. Why do they always find a way to choke down the stretch?

The dart team had an early season bye tonight and were hanging around practicing. This is a serious group. They all have fancy darts that they carry in fancier cases. I think the darts do everything but throw themselves. I think that Gin's set even plays MP3's. Oh, check out her shoes next time you see her. You'll see why.

Lily was hanging around for a bit but bailed out kinda early. Apparently she had an appointment for a foot massage at home. No wonder why she has been in such a good mood. It's all that pampering she is getting at home.

Filsy popped in. Haven't seen him in a while. He brought in a purple Yankee banner suitable for framing for The Owner, who as most of you know is somewhat of a fanatic about his baseball team. I don't think he noticed that it was purple.

Let's get back to where I came in. I took one look at Shelley, who for the rest of this post will be known as Winky, and immediately noticed that her left eye was two sizes too small. It was a lot puffy and a little red. I thought that maybe she got popped by an angry 1762'er.

Winky claims that the damaged optical apparatus was the result of a traumatic cosmetic accident. Using a freshly sharpened eyeliner pencil, Winky attempted to draw those "beauty rings" around her eyes.

The pencil was too sharp, a little sharper than Winky, and she managed to snap the point of it off in her eye. The point floated around in her eye socket for some time before she was finally able to remove it. I think she washed it out with some topshelf booze. Don't tell The Owner. She is not wearing any eye makeup at the time of this post. While attempting to beautify herself she instead disfigures herself. Ah, the irony!

I found out about some upcoming parties and will be sure to post details as I get them. Halloween, Thanksgiving, etc. Yep. It's that time of year again.

Good crowd tonight. Always liked Tuesday nights here.